Aaaww, that's so cute, I seem to have struck a nerve

... and went and did the one thing you must never so -- apply a critical perspective towards Vancouver that goes beyond just regurgitating the same hype over and over and over again. A critical perspective, I might add, that Vancouver LOVES to apply to others but never to itself. Simply put, it can dish it out, but it can't take. You seem to be an excellent case in point. Even my Vancouver born and raised partner gets crucified by the locals for even suggesting the mildest criticism -- it's all fantastic, shut the fuck up!

The group clusterfuck-think here is so boring, and therefore in my humble opinion, like no other city, in incredibly dire need of a little healthy piss-taking. Apologies, if that irritates you so.
If this place is a good fit for you, that's great. All the power you. But relax -- do we ALL have to genuflect 24/7? And empty stereotypes?? Excuse me?? my, you really have swallowed the local Kool-Aid, jug and all, haven't you? No, Vancouverites never deal in empty stereotypes, do they? God no. And dude, I live 2 minutes walk from the beaches on English Bay. Of course it's pretty. I promise I have an orgasm every time I feast my eyes upon it, blah, blah, blah, blah. Now if only the city had some grit and a pulse. But perhaps, as an obvious convert to the beyond reproach glories of Vancouver, you can do us all a favour and provide us all with some insight into that age old question -- if it's so fabulous, why are Vancouverites to transparently and conspicuously insecure?
Now off you go to the Urban Vancouver site for a little group 'tug'