Not what I was saying, but thank you.

just to add speculative fuel on this fire (slow work day and all) Justice Gladys Pardu - relevant to both Schertzer and Ford http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-police-officers-get-house-arrest-for-corruption-1.1360209...

I did consider that; he'd have to be the first Ford with enough fortitude to successfully quit anything.... *rimshot!* (Too soon?)

My fantasy also involves him crying [preferably on the floor of council] that it's just toooo haaaaard, and quitting in shame...does that help?

As much as I love Domise as a candidate and wouldn't want to curse Ward 2 with yet another ineffectual councillor, I do have a somewhat morbid wish to see Mikey F. in council being a bumblefuck of inexperience. I doubt he has the misplaced confidence of Unkie Rob required for true Fordian...

i got caught in a #topoli k-hole and ended up finding this little chicken nugget. old habits die hard. (the kids are big fans) (sorry if this screenshot is shitty and small) "@Smexxiielexiiee @TOMayorFord lol after I went to.mcdonalds at my sister work and he was there in the drive thru"...

phew! thanks. :o

*out from under rock* Multiple "tapes" - I'm going to go with Worms having recorded Ford at the strip mall pub....at least.

I was obviously paying far too much attention to the "did-Daddy-Ford-swim-Lake-Ontario-or-not" thread diversion (I know; this thread advances 10 pages and it's like Ford-history, it's "a long time ago now", etc.)... Reference to a swimmer putting his toe in the water but not making the...

"Mayor Rob Ford is hoping to make a big splash in the election campaign and put his first toe in the water Sunday." Tinfoil hat alert...TOE IN THE WATER....Worms is totally here, you guys....

"Cartels and organised crime target food in hunt for riches From adulterated olive oil to counterfeit vodka, the trade in fake food is booming – and for mafia gangs it's less risky than drugs" http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/may/03/food-fraud-uk-labs-fight-organised-crime-counterfeit...

interesting if it ends up being part of the web. alas, this isn't the windsor *drive* home invasion, but a home invasion in windsor sure does sound like the gangs run over the same grounds: http://blogs.windsorstar.com/2013/04/01/toronto-shooting-victim-was-involved-in-windsor-home-invasion/...

i do believe it's just a fantasy extrapolation based on this: https://twitter.com/TOMayorFord/status/448815988415283202/photo/1

it means that one person knows (and consents that) the conversation is being recorded. http://www.legaltree.ca/node/908 could be a monitored phone call.

oh, shit is going *down*, folks. we all know how ford likes to pre-emptively flail before a fall.